Post by Joey Parker on Oct 25, 2009 19:24:54 GMT -5
JOESPH RYAN PARKER
is the only reason we're famous
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" Cause I'm the most drugged up guy you will ever meet."
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COME ON EVERYBODY
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NICKNAMES: Joey
GENDER: Male
AGE: 16
SEXUALITY: Straight
MEMBER GROUP: Sophomore
[bWHAT SORT OF ARTIST?:[/b][/color]Musician
CANON OR ORIGINAL: ORIGANAL BABY!
FACE CLAIM: Ryan Oliveira
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AND YOU'RE NOT ALONE
cause when we roll, we roll deep, yeah
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2. So, I'm from Chicago, the most crime filled place in the country.
3. I saw my mom murdered because she was protecting me from some guy that wanted to kill a 5 year old...
4. My grandmother still blames me for my mom's death
5. My dad is in Iraq at the moment, and my twin bother Jake is... being a goodie two shoes in Boston for some reason that I don't really remember cause I zoned out on him.
6. I love dogs. I love love love love them. I have a beagle puppy named Gabriel
7. I was born on 9/11/92. I was BEFORE 01. It annoys the hell out of me when people don't care about my birthday when they just morn for the people died cause of it.
8. I'm a drug addict. And I know it, so don't yell at me.
9. Alcohol is my best friend. I love it.
10. I don't have a lot of people that like me..
11. For someone that does a ton of drugs, I give rather good advise.
12. Sure I fail in school, but I'm really good at fixing just about any electronic.
13. I also tend to blow a lot of things up..... cause I find it really funny.
14.I can't sing to save my life, so don't ask me to sing.
15. i hate pop and country music. Its just whine whine whine.
16. I can't count for my life. It just doesn't work. I loose count a lot, or just stop and ask someone else to.
17. I'll admit it. I hate snakes. they are just like wierd. How can something with no legs move? Fish at least have fins... snakes don't have anything... its weird.
18. I'm just trouble to be around.
19. I don't understand girls at all. And I want to keep it that way. Though, I gotta love them.
20. I actually do want children. As strange as that sounds. I want a baby to call my own. But by then I want to be clean of drugs and shit.
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COME ON EVERYBODY
tonight there's gonna be no beef, oh-oh
whoa there, my name is JOEY and i happen to be of the girlyyyyy species. i currently have 14 number of candles on my cake but i've got 4 under my belt. i found this sexy site through forget and like the good little member i am, i know you want me to say unwell. by the way, you can contact me via See T.J or through T.J, Nate, Tristan (sort of...) Chris.. now i'll show you what i'm made of.
SEE T.J
SMASH IT UP, SMASH IT UP
i'm gonna kick you down, be cool tonight
hey, hey, hey, this app was made by SASS ATTACK ?! aka AJ at CAUTION 2.0. steal this and
she might just have to whip out her crew and challenge you and your crew to a dance off to
the death. this was inspired by another facebook survey and the titles belong to the song,
pete wentz is the only reason we're famous by cobra starship.
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